{"id":457,"date":"2012-03-26T03:55:04","date_gmt":"2012-03-26T03:55:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/?p=457"},"modified":"2012-05-29T07:02:22","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T07:02:22","slug":"457","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/2012\/03\/26\/457\/","title":{"rendered":"26 March 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the absence of any new trash masterpiece, I&#039;m gonna write a tragic story myself. It&#039;ll be a badly spelt, children&#039;s thriller. As they say, if you want to do anything in this world&#8230;<br \/>\n\tThe story&#039;s theme will revolve around the ineffable, inscrutable and implausible subject of marbles.<br \/>\n\tIn order to&nbsp;begin immediately I will commandeer&nbsp;most of&nbsp;the characters from Kevin Mitchell&#039;s collection of short stories <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laughingcloudrecords.com\/short-stories-by-kevin-mitchell\/\" title=\"Someone Hyphen Mommy\">&quot;Someone Hyphen Mommy.&quot;<\/a>&nbsp;These are as follows:<\/p>\n<p>Latch&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <em>The limbless car salesman<\/em><br \/>\n\tAbigail&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <em>The beautiful assassin<\/em><br \/>\n\tSarah&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <em>The goosefarmer&#039;s daughter<\/em><br \/>\n\tDimitri&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<em>An alcoholic astronaut<\/em><br \/>\n\tVladimir&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<em>The fairy hunting cop<\/em><br \/>\n\tThe Corpse&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <em>A dead woman<\/em><br \/>\n\tHone Heke&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<em>A<em> savage ahead <\/em>of his time<\/em><br \/>\n\tMike&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<em>The&nbsp;man who&nbsp;misplaced his wife<\/em><br \/>\n\tBill&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<em>A<em> vegetable <\/em>bomber<\/em><br \/>\n\tMrs Tenfold&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<em>A farmer<\/em><br \/>\n\tSenseless Johnson&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <em>Another farmer<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Perhaps I will introduce some other characters in time.<\/p>\n<p>And because this is a blog, I will need to write it backwards.<\/p>\n<p>It ends like this:<\/p>\n<p>(see&nbsp;next post)<br \/>\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the absence of any new trash masterpiece, I&#039;m gonna write a tragic story myself. It&#039;ll be a badly spelt, children&#039;s thriller. 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