{"id":3452,"date":"2016-10-24T07:28:56","date_gmt":"2016-10-24T07:28:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/?p=3452"},"modified":"2017-07-19T05:07:37","modified_gmt":"2017-07-19T05:07:37","slug":"thracian-bit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/2016\/10\/24\/thracian-bit\/","title":{"rendered":"thracian bit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cSit down.\u201d A woman of about fifty with dyed brown hair and dressed in a dark suit motioned to a couple of chairs with a silver pen. \u201cMy name is Vila,\u201d she said.\u2028<br \/>\n\u201cDetective Zdravko Nestorov,\u201d said Zdravko holding out his ID. \u201cThis is Detective Pavlov.\u201d\u2028<br \/>\n\u201cAnd what can I do for you two?\u201d\u2028<br \/>\n\u201cRusim needs a drink,\u201d said Zdravko.<br \/>\n\u2028\u201cAnd what do you need, Mister Mouthpiece?\u201d\u2028<br \/>\nZdravko smiled. He was a sucker for shoot from the hip women. \u201cI need a lead.\u201d\u2028<br \/>\nVila looked over at the longhair. \u201cGet these two guys a drink.\u201d She looked back. \u201cWhat\u2019ll you be drinking?\u201d\u2028<br \/>\n\u201cRakia,\u201d the longhair suggested.<br \/>\nVila eyed up Zdravko and Rusim. \u201cRakia all round, then.\u201d\u2028<br \/>\n\u201cZdravko doesn\u2019t drink,\u201d said Rusim.\u2028<br \/>\n\u201cGood. Perfect. More for us. What kind of lead?\u201d Vila spoke with an accent Zdravko couldn\u2019t quite place.\u201d<br \/>\n\u2028\u201cWe\u2019re looking for a man named Robert Gjoeb,\u201d said Zdravko.\u2028<br \/>\n\u201cI don\u2019t know anyone called Robert Gjoeb. What kind of a name is that?\u201d\u2028<br \/>\n\u201cHungarian.\u201d\u2028<br \/>\n\u201cMaybe you should try looking in Hungary. Can\u2019t say I\u2019ve heard of him. What\u2019s he got to do with this place?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cNothing,\u201d said Zdravko. \u201cWe came in here because we\u2019re shit out of good ideas. And there you were, right across the street staring us in the face.\u201d<br \/>\nThe longhair came back with handful of shot glasses and a bottle of rakia.\u2028<br \/>\n\u201cWe\u2019re just about closing up,\u201d said Vila. \u201cDoncho. You ever come across a Robert Gjoeb?\u201d\u2028<br \/>\nDoncho took his time, racking his brains. \u201cGjoeb,\u201d he mumbled to himself. \u201cRobert&#8230; Gjoeb&#8230;\u201d like it pleased him to be racking his yokel brains and pouring the drinks. \u201cCan\u2019t say I have,\u201d he said.\u2028 Vila put down her pen and picked up her glass. \u201cNazdrave, gentlemen!\u201d\u2028<br \/>\nDoncho handed Rusim his rakia.\u2028<br \/>\n\u201cNazdrave,\u201d said Rusim.<br \/>\n\u201cNazdrave,\u201d said Doncho. \u201cTo Robert Gjoeb!\u201d<br \/>\nSometimes low-lifes made more sense than anyone. Rusim drained his glass in one go.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWho owns this business?\u201d asked Zdravko.<br \/>\n\u2028\u201cIt\u2019s complicated,\u201d said Vila.<br \/>\n\u2028\u201cHow complicated?\u201d<br \/>\n\u2028\u201cComplicated like a tree.\u201d\u2028<br \/>\n\u201cCrime is like a tree,\u201d said Rusim.<br \/>\n\u201cAnd how does that work?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cBeats me. Old Shopi proverb.\u201d\u2028<br \/>\n\u201cA Shop?\u201d quizzed Vila.<br \/>\n\u2028\u201cSon of a Shop.\u201d\u2028<br \/>\n\u201cWell, son of a Shop, we ain\u2019t some business up a tree,\u201d said Vila.<br \/>\nDoncho refilled Rusim\u2019s glass.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat happened to the other guy?\u201d asked Zdravko looking around to the door.<br \/>\n\u2028\u201cHe\u2019s locked up and gone,\u201d said Vila. She turned back to her computer and typed something in.<br \/>\n\u201cYou got a glass of water in here?\u201d asked Zdravko already out of his chair.<br \/>\n\u201cRound the corner,\u201d said Doncho. \u201cWhat\u2019s that thing around your neck?\u201d Zdravko\u2019s pendant had somehow found its way outside his shirt.<br \/>\n\u2028\u201cI don\u2019t know. What was that thing in your holster?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cRussian police issue.\u201d<br \/>\nZdravko stopped. \u201cThis,\u201d he said holding the pendant up to his chin, \u201cis the seven pointed star. Ancient Thracian symbol of unknown meaning.\u201d<br \/>\n\u2028\u201cThracian,\u201d repeated Doncho.\u2028<br \/>\n\u201cThracians.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAnd what are Thracians?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cNo one knows,\u201d said Zdravko and went off to look for a glass of water.<\/p>\n<p>While Zdravko was out another round got poured.<br \/>\n\u201cYou idiot. What are Thracians?\u201d Vila turned back from the computer. \u201cEveryone knows who the Thracians were. They lived here before the Romans and Christianity and Muslims and mobile phones.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019m a Thracian in my own shop probably,\u201d said Doncho. \u201cDrinking with a Shop. A Shop and a cop.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cThere\u2019s a fine line between knowledge and dizziness,\u201d said Vila.<\/p>\n<p>Zdravko looked in the fridge for anything other than tap water. Some kind of bubbles. Maybe ice. Both of those were likely fluoridated anyway. He took out a bottle of mineral water and poured himself a glass.<br \/>\nHe looked around the kitchen. Two sinks. A bench virtually spotless. An oven. A dishwashing machine. A tray with salt and pepper and other assorted condiments. Another bench with coffee, tea, sugar, cocoa and cookies. He bent down to take a closer look at the cookies. Beneath was a rubbish bin. On the far wall there were some inane health and safety notices. A photograph of a luxury pleasure boat hung above the fridge. &#8220;Balkus,&#8221; the caption read. Sleek and white, the yacht looked to be at least thirty metres long, moored up in a harbour three stories high.<br \/>\nThe fridge started beeping to be closed.<br \/>\n\u201cNice yacht,\u201d said Zdravko closing the door.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cSit down.\u201d A woman of about fifty with dyed brown hair and dressed in a dark suit motioned to a couple of chairs with a silver pen. \u201cMy name is Vila,\u201d she said.\u2028 \u201cDetective Zdravko Nestorov,\u201d said Zdravko holding out &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/2016\/10\/24\/thracian-bit\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3452"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3452\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4377,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3452\/revisions\/4377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}