{"id":340,"date":"2012-01-28T03:20:09","date_gmt":"2012-01-28T03:20:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/?p=340"},"modified":"2012-03-07T05:28:02","modified_gmt":"2012-03-07T05:28:02","slug":"28-january-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/2012\/01\/28\/28-january-2012\/","title":{"rendered":"28 January 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is my first ever morning post! One has different thoughts in the morning, quite often sober ones. And yet &quot;only dull people are brilliant at breakfast&quot; according to Oscar Wilde. So I&#039;ll try not to be brilliant. In fact, unlike Oscar, I have a distinct fear of brilliance. Actually, I think what Oscar was getting at&nbsp;was that he was a night-owl crackhead.<br \/>\n\tThese then are my sober morning thoughts:<\/p>\n<p>From now on:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The tooth fairy&#039;s a bitch<\/li>\n<li>Children get&nbsp;the vote<\/li>\n<li>Politicians and comedians&nbsp;will swap jobs<\/li>\n<li>We all give up our current addiction to trading and&nbsp;concentrate on&nbsp;a healthy lifestyle<\/li>\n<li>National borders&nbsp;will be moved, on an&nbsp;monthly basis, a thousand miles to the left<\/li>\n<li>Guns&nbsp;will be made of toast<\/li>\n<li>Forgiveness is a hypnopompic insectivore<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Continuing on, I shall try to start thinking in different parts of the day. After that, different locations, like the top of a mountain, or underwater, and see what happens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is my first ever morning post! One has different thoughts in the morning, quite often sober ones. And yet &quot;only dull people are brilliant at breakfast&quot; according to Oscar Wilde. So I&#039;ll try not to be brilliant. In fact, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/2012\/01\/28\/28-january-2012\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=340"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":342,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340\/revisions\/342"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}