{"id":2862,"date":"2016-07-17T06:12:11","date_gmt":"2016-07-17T06:12:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/?p=2862"},"modified":"2017-12-05T09:08:13","modified_gmt":"2017-12-05T09:08:13","slug":"the-thing-bit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/2016\/07\/17\/the-thing-bit\/","title":{"rendered":"the thing bit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Outside Ravi&#8217;s, the sun was contemplating killing off some upstart cloud. Slowly.<br \/>\nOutside was only half a street. The one side was walking in shade. The other side didn\u2019t have a footpath. Georgieva and Petrov wandered off to find their car. Zdravko and Rusim stayed put on the sidewalk looking around like they were already in the wrong place.<br \/>\n\u201cThis weather is really fucking up my plants,\u201d said Rusim.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat plants?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cSome plants what need to be watered.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cLike which plants?\u201d<br \/>\nRusim turned to Zdravko. \u201cLike the ones that need watering.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cLike grapes.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cGrapes don\u2019t need watering.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWhat then?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cHerb garden. Don\u2019t you know nothing about plants?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cNo.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYou must be about to starve then.\u201d<br \/>\nZdravko figured they\u2019d walk on the side of the road with sun and no footpath.<\/p>\n<p>On another street, the sun disappeared behind the buildings.<br \/>\n\u201cWe need to let Gomenko know what\u2019s going on,\u201d said Rusim.<br \/>\n\u201cWe need to think a little bit carefully before we do that.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAbout what?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cOur prospects,\u201d said Zdravko.<br \/>\n\u201cYou mean Gomenko wants rid of us? I told you that already.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWe got till Friday. He can\u2019t get rid of us.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Like who else is gonna fight off them evil birds? What\u2019s he got apart from two knights in aluminium?\u201d Rusim waved his fist in the air.<br \/>\n\u201cActually, stainless steel?\u201d<br \/>\n&#8220;Stainless steel. Whatever.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They walked into an even dimmer street.<br \/>\n&#8220;And if we don&#8217;t find this Gjoeb I&#8217;m gonna kill Petrov,&#8221; said Rusim.<br \/>\n&#8220;Maybe I&#8217;ll come along, just to watch.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;<em>Skapanyak<\/em>. Killed the only guy who knew anything.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I doubt Antonov knew too much.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;But maybe something.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Don&#8217;t worry about Petrov. He&#8217;s so stupid he&#8217;ll get himself killed one day.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Fuck. We got nothing.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You know what they say about people like us? Get killed or get moved on. Well I aint moving on.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No? How bout them fish that no one&#8217;s ever eaten? What about the one true love of your life who happens to be living in Swaziland?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Maybe. But I&#8217;ll get there my own way. Jet lagged if possible. For the moment, we&#8217;ll find Gjoeb. I can&#8217;t wait to meet him.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You want to meet him?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah. I want to know why. Why he needs someone&#8217;s perfect sixteen hand horse to go to the pet factory. Why he wants to go to prison. Why he wants to get out of prison. Why he&#8217;s not scared of people he ought to be scared of. And then, why they do nothing and let him off the hook. That&#8217;s the puzzling thing. I mean, the court documents and Georgieva&#8217;s report from the prison tell us nothing. I just want to know.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Another street. The sun was back again.<br \/>\n\u201cWhere would you be now if you were Gjoeb?\u201d asked Zdravko.<br \/>\n\u201cI dunno. America or somewhere, given that horse story.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYou know exactly what I mean.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWell I\u2019m not no powers that be.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cMe neither.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cBut Gomenko is.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cGomenko is,\u201d said Rusim resolutely.<br \/>\n\u201cAnyway, if they really wanted to find him in America, you know, they probably fucking would.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Maybe not for a horse.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Maybe not. Depends.&#8221;<br \/>\nZdravko\u2019s feet came to a stop. He looked across the street. Across the street was a shop selling god knows what. A big sign clung to the front of the building. The kind of sign so crass it could&#8217;ve run for parliament. THE THING MAN.<br \/>\n\u201cThat\u2019s it,\u201d said Zdravko.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat\u2019s it?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cThat sign there. That\u2019s our lead. That Thing Man.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYou are mad.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cThat I am not.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYou are kidding me!\u201d<br \/>\nZdravko said nothing.<br \/>\n\u201cSo how\u2019re you gonna follow this lead?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cFor a start, we&#8217;ll need to know everything there is to know about the Thing Man.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cNow I really know I\u2019m back in Sofia.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You got some better idea?&#8221; said Zdravko walking off.<br \/>\n\u201cNo. Just say it all over again.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cSecond hand junk\u2019s the only lead we got.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Outside Ravi&#8217;s, the sun was contemplating killing off some upstart cloud. Slowly. Outside was only half a street. The one side was walking in shade. The other side didn\u2019t have a footpath. 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