{"id":1967,"date":"2015-09-08T04:28:15","date_gmt":"2015-09-08T04:28:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/?p=1967"},"modified":"2015-09-28T04:15:56","modified_gmt":"2015-09-28T04:15:56","slug":"the-thing-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/2015\/09\/08\/the-thing-man\/","title":{"rendered":"The Thing Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve decided to write a book myself, called The Thing Man. Obviously, it will be set in Bulgaria but maybe some of the characters will get to travel, who knows? It&#8217;ll start off like this:<\/p>\n<p>Zdravko Nestorov frowned at the garage television his father had sitting on the shelf. It had some thing on about whales. He leant back on the work bench, with a vice situated between himself and his sixty four year old father. Together they stared at the Toyota HiAce.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat kind of clueless gunk walks out of jail in full view of the guards, steps into a waiting car and disappears forever?\u201d he quizzed in a soft growl.<br \/>\nVasil didn\u2019t answer.<br \/>\n\u201cWithout a shot being fired?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI did some work at Pazardjik once,\u201d Vasil recalled.<br \/>\n\u201cOh yeah? They got me with Rusim. No one\u2019s seen that guy in years.\u201d<br \/>\nVasil took a swig on his beer. \u201cHow are you doing with your drinking these days?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cGood,\u201d said Zdravko.<br \/>\n\u201cThat\u2019s one thing about prisons\u2026\u201d A call came from Elka on the upstairs balcony. Dinner was ready. Vasil finished his beer and shut up the garage.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat about prisons?\u201d Zdravko wanted to know.<br \/>\n\u201cSteel. A lot of steel.\u201d<br \/>\nZdravko and his father walked round the apartment block and up to the flat.<br \/>\nIn the kitchen, Elka came over from the table and kissed her son.<br \/>\n\u201cHow\u2019s your work?\u201d she asked in a sing-song voice.<br \/>\n\u201cGood.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cHow\u2019s your father?\u201d They walked back to the table and the steamy smell of garlic and herbs. Vasil took his chair by the window.<br \/>\n\u201cYou mean this one?\u201d<br \/>\nElka stopped. Together they looked at Vasil. \u201cCabbage with pork,\u201d she smiled. The news was on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve decided to write a book myself, called The Thing Man. Obviously, it will be set in Bulgaria but maybe some of the characters will get to travel, who knows? It&#8217;ll start off like this: Zdravko Nestorov frowned at the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/2015\/09\/08\/the-thing-man\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1967"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1967\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2069,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1967\/revisions\/2069"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}