{"id":1357,"date":"2012-11-05T05:39:11","date_gmt":"2012-11-05T05:39:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/?p=1357"},"modified":"2012-11-10T01:26:34","modified_gmt":"2012-11-10T01:26:34","slug":"please-explain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/2012\/11\/05\/please-explain\/","title":{"rendered":"please explain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I realise I&#039;ve got a bit of explaining to do, but I really can&#039;t be bothered. I don&#039;t get to&nbsp;the internet that often. Anyway, the only reason I do this is to send coded messages to Boo Boo who, as you know, is a genius, even&nbsp;if she&#039;s only&nbsp;six. Last post told her I got away clean. The one before: Europeans are very strange. The one before that was code for &quot;never ever eat potatoes.&quot;<br \/>\n\tOf course, I can&#039;t very well tell you everything.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I realise I&#039;ve got a bit of explaining to do, but I really can&#039;t be bothered. I don&#039;t get to&nbsp;the internet that often. Anyway, the only reason I do this is to send coded messages to Boo Boo who, as &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/2012\/11\/05\/please-explain\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1357"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1362,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1357\/revisions\/1362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laughingcloudrecords.co.nz\/nerverf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}