In the absence of any new trash masterpiece, I'm gonna write a tragic story myself. It'll be a badly spelt, children's thriller. As they say, if you want to do anything in this world…
The story's theme will revolve around the ineffable, inscrutable and implausible subject of marbles.
In order to begin immediately I will commandeer most of the characters from Kevin Mitchell's collection of short stories "Someone Hyphen Mommy." These are as follows:
Latch The limbless car salesman
Abigail The beautiful assassin
Sarah The goosefarmer's daughter
Dimitri An alcoholic astronaut
Vladimir The fairy hunting cop
The Corpse A dead woman
Hone Heke A savage ahead of his time
Mike The man who misplaced his wife
Bill A vegetable bomber
Mrs Tenfold A farmer
Senseless Johnson Another farmer
Perhaps I will introduce some other characters in time.
And because this is a blog, I will need to write it backwards.
It ends like this:
(see next post)

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