Monthly Archives: March 2012

At that very moment, Pasha kissed the elbow of the control panel and set off an enormous explosion outside the laboratory. "I'm not dead yet," growled Kimbell as he slowly got to his feet. The control room was empty, the air a toxic haze which sent his skin … Continue reading →

In the absence of any new trash masterpiece, I'm gonna write a tragic story myself. It'll be a badly spelt, children's thriller. As they say, if you want to do anything in this world… The story's theme will revolve around … Continue reading →

All is vanity.

Ah ha! That's what happens when you forget to turn the spam filter on! So nearly flattened by the fake freight train of fame! Phew!

Well well well (three holes in the ground)! So many comments, so little time!  It's hard to believe the number of you posting your thoughts on this blog. We're simply amazed! Although we can't guarantee we'll be able to answer any specific queries… and anyway, like we've … Continue reading →

Maybe we could run a competition for the saddest poem? In the meantime, try listening to Bruce Springsteen's version of Woody Guthrie's "I Ain't Got No Home".

So far, so male. Well, we would like to be able to share with you the works of female musicians, poets, artists too.. and as luck would have it, we can! I refer of course to The Random Idiots, the female duo from … Continue reading →

We bide our time. We have too long to wait for the next poppadom (and we hope there's not another poem). We have nothing to say and we know that we have said it. The truth of our insincerity is plain – in return we receive spam from florists … Continue reading →