Monthly Archives: January 2012

This is my first ever morning post! One has different thoughts in the morning, quite often sober ones. And yet "only dull people are brilliant at breakfast" according to Oscar Wilde. So I'll try not to be brilliant. In fact, … Continue reading →

Sure is easy to drive a Mack truck right up your own ass with this blog shit. But who cares. I need some momentum. It's not like some new numbskull-cum-artist is knocking my door down, in which case I could shut … Continue reading →

Apparently not. It is possible I could be caught in some alternate time-space continuum where people keep shy parrots in cages and man-eating dogs on chains. There's a lot of whimpering going on in this dimension. I say: Fuck it!  Let the … Continue reading →

This 'wonk' I'm getting is just too cuddly. I thought I'd made it clear I'm all cuddled out. Cuddliness, to repeat myself,  is for people who keep parrots in cages. I must be the proprietor of someone else's website. Am I dead?

Is it just me or are all those leaving messages really on drugs?

Or maybe not.

Maybe Frey or Seth will send me something.