I Walk To The Dairy

i walk to the dairy & i walk back home
just to buy dad a paper, me an icecream cone
mum she says don’t rip your clothes
i got the right eye open & the other eye closed

i walk through the section of a very rich man
stop at the door by the garbage can
this place has got everything a boy could want
i ring the doorbell, ding dong

who? who?

i walk to the beat of a funny old song
that goes nowhere, just meanders along
that boy, he’s crazy, just what’s he on?
he saves the world & then he’s gone

zed o double r o, that’s me
i’m just a regular guy when i’m not on tv
& i got my paper & a dollar twenty cone
i walk to the dairy & i walk back home