i fell in love in standard one
two times nothing equals none
standard two, my love is true
half my marbles i will give to you
well well well
well well well
three holes in the ground
the first time i ate candyfloss, standard three
subtraction, sweet trickery
standard four, now what do i lack?
i got the half me marbles back
well well well
well well well
three holes in the ground
i’m not gonna tell y’bout five & six
geography & other kinds of kicks
notes & kisses all passed me by
where’s that little girl i left behind?
well well well
well well well
three holes in the ground
third form, fourth form, forgotten what i did
who shot jesus christ? it was billy the kid
i long jumped the fifth & i high jumped the sixth
& i left that school with a bag full of tricks
well well well
well well well
three holes in the ground
